2026-09-11 16:29 UTC · Community Announcements · [AG] riv otter
Hey saints and sinners, We have partnered up with Lost in Cult to create The Immortal John Triptych Physical for Nintendo Switch 2 and Playstation 5.The physicals include Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and Death of the Reprobate with the Immortal John Triptych DLC! The Edition version includes a mailer box with original illustrations, essay and developer interview booklet, 4 art cards with captions and more!One More Surprise, We also partnered with Lost in Cult to create the Immortal John Triptych vinyl! Listen to all the songs composed by Eduardo Antonello from all three games!
2026-09-03 21:49 UTC · Community Announcements · [AG] riv otter
Hey Sins and Sinners, We’re 3 days away from our 10 year anniversary Direct and livestream on September 6th!Right after the Akupara Direct, we will be livestreaming quite a few games from the Akupara Games library! Come join on September 6th at Noon PT for hours of announcements and fun! The Immortal John Triptych, Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and Death of the Reprobate are all discounted for the Publisher Sale!https://store.steampowered.com/sale/akuparagames10yearanniversary -riv otter
2026-08-27 16:00 UTC · Community Announcements · [AG] riv otter
Hey, sinners and saints,Immortal John Triptych is out now!If you enjoyed Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and/or Death of the Reprobate, then The Immortal John Triptych, which brings all three games together under one complete package. From someone hanging from a rope naked in the town center to a couple of lads having a good old naked tussle to a divine need to commit every sin in the book… wait what…? That’s The Immortal John Triptych for you! This isn’t just a merging of the three games, this combines never-before-seen bonus features, deleted scenes, and a QoL facelift! Check ou
2026-08-26 21:54 UTC · Community Announcements · [AG] riv otter
Every year when it's Spotify Wrapped time, I'm always excited to go through the little process with all of my friends-- only to realize that the thing I've listened to most is some game soundtrack, because video game OSTs on loop soothe and relax my troubled mind. Well, for those of us who have an unhealthy addiction to OSTs just like that, there's a pretty peculiar soundtrack coming up on the horizon. Painstakingly recorded, absurdly beautiful, entirely new renditions of 16th-century classical music.Like so many things, Joe Richardson's The Immortal John Triptych chooses to avoid the beaten p
2026-08-20 18:30 UTC · Community Announcements · [AG] riv otter
Hey saints and sinners, Next month we are kicking off our 10 year anniversary and we are celebrating with our first annual Akupara Direct, hosted by Alpha Beta Gamer.Immortal John Triptych is joining the Akupara Direct where we will be streaming and talking about multiple games! I’m sure there will be some Immortal John Triptych shenanigans going on throughout the Direct. We will be streaming the event on the Akupara Twitch! Hope to see you there on September 6th at 12pm PST | 3pm EST!-riv otter
2026-07-28 16:00 UTC · Community Announcements · [AG] riv otter
Hey sinners,The Immortal John Triptych is officially releasing on August 27th!If you’re a true guffawing gamer, then I would recommend checking out our flippantly silly game, The Immortal John Triptych! The Immortal John Triptych brings Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and Death of the Reprobate together under one complete package with never-before-seen bonus features, deleted scenes, and a QoL facelift!Wishlist them here and prepare to be guffawing and gaming on August 27th! Don’t be a gowk now. -riv otter
2026-04-30 16:00 UTC · Community Announcements · [AG] riv otter
Hey sinners and saints,I’m happy to introduce the Immortal John Triptych!The Immortal John Triptych brings Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and Death of the Reprobate together under one complete package! This isn’t just a merging of the three games, this is never-before-seen bonus features, deleted scenes, and a QoL facelift! Check out the Immortal John Triptych here! The Immortal John Triptych: Weird Extra Content Art Gallery DLC Thingy ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ on Steam-riv otter
2025-09-09 21:32 UTC · Community Announcements · [AG] riv otter
Hey sinners and saints,I’m the community manager of Akupara Games and I’m the holy messenger boy here to announce that Akupara Games is publishing The Procession to Calvary as well as the rest of Joe Richardson’s collection. -riv otter
2024-11-07 16:11 UTC · Community Announcements · Joe Richardson
The third (and FINAL) installment of the Immortal John Triptych, spiritual successor to Four Last Things and The Procession to Calvary, is now available! Go go go! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739900/Death_of_the_Reprobate/ {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/34988740/84b2f7d4e37b37f5dc26a1587abd29e993749346.gif
2024-10-03 14:29 UTC · Community Announcements · Joe Richardson
🎶🎺Hear ye, hear ye!🎺🎶 Death of the Reprobate, the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych, will be released on November 7th 2024! It's been a long old 4-and-a-bit years. I am withered to a husk. But it's almost done. Death of the Reprobate will finally come to Steam on November 7th 2024! Praise your lord and sharpen your sword, it's time for another Renaissanc-y adventure! (there's actually no sword in this one, but that line was slick so I'm going with it) GET IT ON YOUR WISHLISTS! I love you. Joe
2024-02-05 15:32 UTC · Community Announcements · Joe Richardson
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/41244835/5be1dadab60d721b50d2e4dc576815af6c5c4092.png The title says it all really. I made a little demo for Death of the Reprobate and it's available for the next week as part of Next Fest. This demo is unfortunately only available for Windows, and is not yet translated into any of the proposed additional languages. Otherwise it's basically a slightly janky version of the first couple of puzzles in the game, with a few snarky meta demo comments thrown in for good measure. You can download the demo now on the store page. And you can let me know what you thought in the commun
2022-03-17 15:33 UTC · Community Announcements · Joe Richardson
Bonjour, Hola, Olá and Hallo! The Procession to Calvary now includes French, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese and German subtitles. This update also adds an optional text background to improve readability, and fixes the 'two books' bug from the Mac a Linux builds. Hopefully it doesn't also break a bunch of stuff at the same time. Fingers crossed! :) Joe
2021-10-29 09:34 UTC · Community Announcements · Joe Richardson
Do you like Trading Cards? Cos' if you like Trading Cards I have some good news for you vis-à-vis Trading Cards - The Procession to Calvary (previously devoid of Trading Cards) now features Trading Cards!! What a lovely day for fans of Trading Cards!
2021-09-21 09:54 UTC · Community Announcements · joemcrichardson
Huzzah! Death of the Reprobate - the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych – is coming to Steam. Find out more and view the new teaser trailer (and don't forget to hit the wishlist button!) here - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739900/Death_of_the_Reprobate/ :)
2021-07-05 10:38 UTC · Community Announcements · joemcrichardson
The Procession to Calvary is now available on Nintendo Switch and Xbox, and will arrive on PlayStation later this week. So, eh, if you want to play The Procession to Calvary on Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week), GOOD NEWS! - If you search for The Procession to Calvary on your Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week) you will be able to download and play The Procession to Calvary on your Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week)!! Huzzah!!!
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