Use our innovative patented funky fresh ChairF*cker simulation tech to meet the chair of your wildest dreams.
| App ID | 1302800 |
|---|---|
| App type | Game |
| Developer | SoSorrySoft |
| Publisher | SoSorrySoft |
| Homepage | http://www.chairfucker.com |
| Release date | 2020-07-07 17:00 UTC |
| Release state | released |
| Content descriptors | Some Nudity or Sexual Content, General Mature Content |
| Store page | store.steampowered.com/app/1302800 |
| Last store refresh | 3 hours ago |
| # | Executable | Arguments | OS | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | ChairFucker.exe | windows |
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| Date | Price | Regular | Discount |
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| 2026-09-11 22:25 UTC | $1.99 | $1.99 |
| DLC | AppID | Release | Price |
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| Branch | Build ID | Description | Updated | Password |
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| public | 15508126 | 2024-08-27 16:51 UTC |
| Depot | Name | OS | Size | Download | Public manifest | Notes |
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| 1302801 | 986.15 MB | 334.52 MB | 4385378115089055763 |
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{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37660032/b4b162be275b703b1c23c767312ef4765608307b.gif Your friends, enemies, and respected heroes all will appreciate the gift of CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR this HOLIDAY SEASON. Currently on sale 20% OFF for the Steam Winter Sale until Jan 2nd!
https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images//37660032/520b4167816cc05b4ef8a9ea685a0e38933d0d89.gif Your government-assigned couch spouse has ARRIVED on the scene. So mac truck back up whack up that snack up stuff that food into those cushions and go full concentrated ham in The-Random-August-2024-ChairF*cking-Simulator-Update! Available in the starting roster, no special secret unlock crap required! WOW Also In This Update: A really stupid bug with the Achievements not unlocking promptly should be fixed. The responsible horrible person has been appropriately thrown empty into the sea. New texty
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37660032/48940beb1f397a614a045d2d45a2a8c001ddb5f1.png HEY CRRAIG HIY KYLE NO CAP BRAYDEN you tired of f*cking a puny chair and watching ur billionaire friends have SICKASS sock darning lessons on their plump-ass trophy couches? BRO, double dip your shoe shine in-between these wet sofa cushions like a privileged Vice Magazine cover model. Get slapped up real good like your best friend Dustin Nathaniel David Joseph John. slide it up SLIDE IT TWICE because this couch is gonna dap up your wide wrists like an unscratched Ford visa Bronco wagon. Reload your jesus machinegun, becau
HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty OK update. It's not bad! One that will be sure to make you go "..Alright!" WHAT'S NEW Ottoman added to the chair roster A new Chair Stats screen- to tell you all about what you've done and haven't done- to help out the completionists. Grandma always advised you to keep a diary, and now you have a stained book full of cream cheese and scream memories on which to reflect. End of encounter results no
https://media.giphy.com/media/wzygmK4ZQ5XrLbLRSJ/giphy.gif 🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ came back. Holy crap! It returned! We better celebrate by letting a bunch of pumpkins watch us slap the bassline. For all of October the Halloween theme is active again in Chair F*cking Simulator! Come and come! Let's all put the pump in pumpkin! Follow us on Twitter
Hello, we decided to update and add 1 chair. Please enjoy branded wrist bracelets and flavored condoms. 🏳🌈💖 https://media.giphy.com/media/hR5PFU7TOhIVNtpJLO/giphy.gif Other fascinating things in this update 🪑: New name text strings Bug fixes for googley eyes either not appearing and/or not hiding entirely on certain chairs Animation bug fix for the demonic chesterfield A bugfix for a very small edgecase where the "No Chair Left Out" achievement might not unlock. Beware Viewer: A chonkier update is also in the works. In the meantime please yell at us or just say in the Steam forums or on t
- Minor bug fix - Added an Settings option to Auto-Hide the cursor - Lil bit of new name food
https://media.giphy.com/media/wzygmK4ZQ5XrLbLRSJ/giphy.gif 🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 In time for ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ comes our newest u̷p̴d̵a̴t̸e̴, featuring new content and bugfixes. - Halloween theme added ! (Aᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ Nᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 5ᴛʜ) - New chairs added !! - One of the chairs is now possibly cursed !!! ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ? - Tweaked some chairs that were very similar looking to be more unique !!!! - I̷͍̤̻̲͓͛͗̏t̷͎̮̺̝̤̐̏ ̵̰̘̱̮̣̏ͅs̵͍̪͕̏̉̓͝ḙ̷̊̿́̇͝é̴̢̧̫̻̹s̵͉͋̑͛͂ ̴̡̨̠̻̺̞̀e̵̢̢͕̩͆ͅv̵̮̅͆è̸̹̝͇̠͉̽͐̐r̶̮̳̭̘̤̹̿͆̑̆̍̈́y̸̧̦͎͖̫̏́͌͆ṱ̶͎̖̎́h̶̰̣̟͔͎̑́͊ì̴̫̞̂̃̂̇ṅ̷͈͉ģ̴̪̅̓̓͑̈́ Follow u
T̴h̴e̴ ̴C̴h̴a̴i̴r̴ ̴F̴*̴c̴k̴i̴n̴g̴ ̴S̴i̴m̴u̴l̴a̴t̴o̴r̴ ̴1̴.̴2̴ ̴C̴o̴n̴t̴e̴n̴t̴ ̴U̴p̴d̴a̴t̴e̴ ̴A̴p̴p̴e̴a̴r̴s̴ Has the gloss worn off of your trash can? Tired of buffing out the stains on your upholstery with your center of gravity? Time to take the wet ham out of the fridge and dust off the old thunderclothes, because some new chairs are here to roost! The 12th moon of the 12th ring of the 12th planet is aligned. The silky smooth sine wave flies away from the wine glass, a shining, ringing noise. It screams about sitting and f*cking the places where people sit. {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37660032/e528e
What’s that, you say? You found yourself taken aback by sedentary allure & pleasure? A minor but curvy update has appeared to improve your simulation satisfaction. * A new chair and 2 new variations have hatched from their eggs and now appear in the regular lineup as a teaser for now. * Fixed some animations with wooden chairs * New terrible & wonderous text strings added to the profiler * Fixed a cheat code * Other minor fixey junk More chairs have caught word and are making their way for the future. Aye! Your stairwells will overlfow with joy. Stop, drop, and update Chair F*cking Simulator s
Dust off the f*ck bin, because in these uncertain times you're going to need every last scrap in there. Put aside your differences with every chair, because they all need to GIDDIT. Don't forget to charge your phone, and put a clean sock on each toe. Most importantly If our chair match-making service improved or ruined your life, please let us know in the Steam review cube. {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37660032/c413e88c0033fc4a010a9d4658857f17cfe06be9.gif
Launch❤️day🧡is💛tomorrow.💚It💙crawls💜ever❤️closer,🧡like💛a💚sock💙full💜of❤️filth🧡hamsters. {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37660032/79349dcf073e471267d065906450fb11de8b553b.png
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37660032/ea0852ee0b69d75cd822b17a5df7f85dfd352604.gif Alright bergère buckaroos! Steam review stuff is getting sorted out, and we have a locked in release date ▬▬ ｡ﾟ・*.☆ﾟ JULY 7TH ☆ﾟ.*・｡ﾟ ▬▬▬ Please refrain from destroying the universe until then. Or do your best at least. 💺 🥂 🪑
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/37660032/e0ea544b8674bac81760f6c3c15dda64e6cb680d.png Ok well, hello beloved chair courting companions. The Steam review process has been taking much longer than expected, possibly because the earth is busy trying to blow itself up this year. We allotted 2 weeks to get through testing, but admittedly we also did show up with a game called Chair F*cking Simulator, so we can't really fault Steam for wanting to be super thorough when it comes to ChairF*cking. At any rate, we'll post more info here when we hear back from the review crew and have a date 100% locked on.
Behold, Friends! The time is upon us all to bring our gamiest of faces to the most exciting of release. For all of us who have performed at less than our best while fucking chairs, this is the training simulator that will Save. Your. LIFE! Learn all of the "ins" and "outs" of the chair casual dating world, in this highly-detailed stimulation simulation! Fuck chairs, friends
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